Arkham Asylum
Psychiatric Ward
Patient #1426
Interview #534
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Patient: Dr. Malcom? You here?
Doctor: Mr. West! Come in, take a seat. Drink?
P: The usual, please.
D: Cigar? Monte Cresto, just opened the box.
P: Yeah, sure, doc. So how are ya?
D: Good, but I'd be great once business is done.
P: Alright, here's your cut.
D: Great! How's busniness going so far?
P: Better than ever, we're happy, the guards are happy, and I can tell from your face that you're happy!
D: Speaking of happy, sorry I missed your birthday last night. How did it go?
P: Ahh, don't get me started. Dent got what I think was a half-rum-cake-half-dog-shit, and Joker was in charge of the candles. I kneeled over to make a wish and 43 candles blew up in my face! But at least that took care of the cake..
D: AAAHAHAHAHA! You never know what he'll do next! Word of advice, never let him follow you into the toilet..
P: What?
D: What?
P: What?
D: ..
P: .. Pleasure doing business with you, doc. See ya next time.
D: As always, goodbye. And don't forget my next cut!
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END OF TAPE
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Harvey Dent: "Are these all the tapes you wanted?"
Winston West: "Yeah, that's it. Let's get out of here."
Harvey Dent: "I'll tell them it's time."
..........(To Be Continued)
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